You're My Favorite Forever Quest: Capybara Love Card

A pixel heart meter and two snuggled-up capybaras make the case for this one — for the person who went from Level 1 awkwardness to full-on legendary loot drop. Send it for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just to remind them they're the best find in the whole game.

This A2 card comes with a white envelope, and opens to a printed sentiment already waiting for your signature.