Hand Over the Coffee Sticker: Funny Quote for Coffee Lovers

It’s not a threat. It’s a wellness plan. This sticker lays out the terms clearly: coffee first, everything else second, and the EKG line running through the middle is simply medical documentation. Negotiation is not on the table.

This one’s for the early morning grinders, the deadline chasers, and anyone whose coworkers already know not to talk to them before the first cup. It makes a brilliant gift for the coffee obsessive in your life — or a very honest addition to your own mug, desk, or laptop

• Approximately 3” × 3”
• Matte finish — soft, low-glare surface with a premium feel
• Water-resistant vinyl — durable enough for real life
• Die-cut to shape
• Belongs on a travel mug, a cluttered desk, or the laptop of someone who means business