Hand Over the Coffee: Funny Coffee Sticker

A heartbeat monitor spikes at the sight of a coffee cup — this one's for anyone whose day genuinely doesn't start until caffeine is involved. Perfect for a laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you want to warn people off your morning brew.

This 3" die-cut sticker is made from water-resistant matte vinyl, built to hold up to everyday use on smooth surfaces (just avoid leaving it fully submerged in water).