New Job Greeting Card - Funny Techy Career Change Card

Send them off on their next big quest with a card that speaks fluent Ctrl+Alt+Del. Whether it's a shiny new job, career pivot, or fresh dungeon to explore, this card delivers a chuckle and some sage adventuring advice. The front features an open laptop with a sticky note that reads "CTRL+ALT+New Career Path!" and inside, a message that's equal parts encouragement and HR survival tip.

Inside reads: "Best of luck on your next quest. Remember always save your progress, and never eat the communal donuts."

Perfect for office goodbyes, graduation gifts, or celebrating that sweet "I quit" moment, it's designed for anyone who's ever fought the good fight against jammed printers and passive-aggressive email threads.