Dragon Squad Gift Set — A Birthday Bundle for the Gamer Who Hoards Quests

Another year older, another year wiser, another year of absolutely refusing to do the main quest first.

The Dragon Squad Gift Set is a ready-to-give birthday collection for the gamer, fantasy fan, or certified dragon enthusiast in your life. Everything they need to celebrate in style — without rolling a nat 1 on gift-giving.

What's inside the set:

• "I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Doing Side Quests" Spiral Notebookk - A parchment-style cover featuring an adorable green dragon, built for anyone whose to-do list is technically a quest log. Wide enough for plans, doodles, and elaborate justifications.
• "Breathe Fire Into Your Focus" Sticky Note Pad - Illustrated with a fierce little dragon on a fiery background. For the tasks that actually need to get done today, eventually.
  
• "Roll for a Birthday Wish!" Greeting Card - Includes an envelope and a printed interior message: "Wishing you critical hits of joy, health, and adventure all year long!" For the birthday adventurer who deserves a legendary year.
• "Dragon Squad" Purple Dragon Sticker - Because membership has its perks. Water resistant vinyl, ready for laptops, water bottles, or anywhere that needs a little dragon energy.
• "I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Doing Side Quests" Green Dragon Sticker - A matching companion to the notebook, because some jokes deserve to live on your laptop forever. Water resistant vinyl.

Ships flat in a protective sleeve, ready to gift as-is.