I Cast Productivity...It Failed Sticker - Parchment Aesthetic

For those who start the day with the best magical intentions...and end up scrolling for three hours.

This 3x3 inch vinyl sticker features the phrase "I Cast Productivity...It Failed" on a parchment-style background, styled like an ancient scroll—but make it snarky. It's the perfect blend of cozy witchy vibes and dry, relatable humor.

Details:

• Size: 3x3 inches (square)
• Durable vinyl - water-resistant and long-lasting
• Designed to look like aged parchment
• Great for laptops, notebooks, desks, or spellbooks
• Ideal gift for students, writers, creatives, and magical burnout survivors

Stick it on anything that deserves a gentle reminder: at least you tried to be productive.